Marvey Darvey

Twin. Procrastinator. Shopaholic. Bookworm. Foodie. Owl Fanatic.
Pottermore Beta Tester. Gleek. Potterhead. Parawhore.

riddlemetom:

dreamparticles:

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

AND HIDE IN A HOLE

I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN

I’M MAKING A LIST

OF PEOPLE I HATE

WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

I’LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE

AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD

I’LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! OH! 

oh.my.god
Rebloging my own post because of that ^ 

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I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

gigglingbean:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

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fuckyeahmuggles:

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If Voldemort had a line of nail polish…

fuckyeahmuggles:

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If Voldemort had a line of nail polish…

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nickthedinosaur:

So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice this mother fucker up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time.

nickthedinosaur:

So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice this mother fucker up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time.

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Halloween 1991 in the Wizarding World, Harry and Ron became friends with Hermione. Because of the troll. The troll that Professor Quirrell let in. Through Voldemort's guidance.

daily-tumbles:


Voldemort made the trio.

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we’re watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my little sister says “i know why voldemort is bald now. its so people can’t use his hair for polyjuice potion”

iheartjonathandavis:

Oh my god she deserves a noble peace prize.

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biggestharrypotterfans:

this is epic. 

biggestharrypotterfans:

this is epic. 

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hatersloveliz:

Tom: Yeah, a lot of people have commented on the Voldemort/Draco moment. It was special… It was special. He has a firm grip. It was pretty terrifying. It wasn’t in the script and we did that take about 25 times, he only hugged me once. It was a one-off thing that he just threw at me. I’m standing there going, “What the hell is he doing? Why is he hugging me in this weird fashion!” It’s pretty terrifying stuff - He held it for about ten seconds and I thought, “Is this going to end?” I was baffled and even more baffling was that that was the take they used!

/SPITS OUT DRINK
OHMYGOD 

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT WASN’T EVEN SCRIPTED.

On a scale of 1 to Voldemort, how awkward are your hugs?

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keepmutteringandiwillbeamurderer:

riddlemetom:

lol stupid wannabe wizards

I so would.. >.>

keepmutteringandiwillbeamurderer:

riddlemetom:

lol stupid wannabe wizards

I so would.. >.>

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I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

theyre-called-thestrals:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

(Source: flay-otters, via rocknroll-runaway)

84. Draco’s boggart was Voldemort, coming for another hug.

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