Marvey Darvey

Twin. Procrastinator. Shopaholic. Bookworm. Foodie. Owl Fanatic.
Pottermore Beta Tester. Gleek. Potterhead. Parawhore.

My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's 'Someone Like You' at the grocery store.

  • Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
  • Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
  • *few minutes later*
  • Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
  • Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
  • *few minutes later*
  • Mom: Hey, get out the list.
  • Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
  • Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
  • Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
  • Mom: *pretends to sob*

yelyahwilliams:

and this… 

LMAO! Just died laughing from watching it!

yelyahwilliams:

this is how i feel

LOL. This is hilarious!

rubeitalloverme:

Oh my god I cannot stop laughing.

(Source: whitneyh0ust0n, via rubeitalloverme)

Quidditch players’ questions for Daniel Radcliffe on The Daily Show. (x)

(Source: gobrunetteniall, via everythingharrypotter)

mangouste:

cumberqueen:

themajorkey:

use the ‘pause’ button, okay?

THIS MADE MY DAY. I CRIED.

KDFSHDFUHKSER

(via lousy-beatnik)

thedailywhat:

Looks Legit of the Day: Either someone hacked this Lexington, Kentucky road sign, or we’re gonna need to find a forehead-scarred orphan with a posse to take care of this sh*t stat.
[lex18 / io9.]

thedailywhat:

Looks Legit of the Day: Either someone hacked this Lexington, Kentucky road sign, or we’re gonna need to find a forehead-scarred orphan with a posse to take care of this sh*t stat.

[lex18 / io9.]

(Source: thedailywhat, via everythingharrypotter)

pleasedont-eat-me:

astarwillshine:

 

brianignacio:

“I can’t digest lactose, I’m A Hufflepuff!”
Ahahahaha, watch this!

(via brianignacio-deactivated2013082)

santoslittlehelper:

uselesstwaddle:

crown this woman someone 

santoslittlehelper:

uselesstwaddle:

crown this woman someone 

(via fucknicethings)

bloodydifficult:

whoisthecunt:



Hey MTV, I’m Lord Voldemort. Welcome to my crib!


i. am. dying

CRYING.

LMAO!

bloodydifficult:

whoisthecunt:

Hey MTV, I’m Lord Voldemort. Welcome to my crib!

i. am. dying

CRYING.

LMAO!

(via lousy-beatnik)