Marvey Darvey

My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's 'Someone Like You' at the grocery store.

• Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
• Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
• *few minutes later*
• Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
• Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
• *few minutes later*
• Mom: Hey, get out the list.
• Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
• Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
• Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
• Mom: *pretends to sob*